PROJECT RUNWAY SEASON 8 EPISODE 8

WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS MONDO WEARING?

Let's just start off this review with Mondo's outift. Just look at it! What grown man dresses like that? I am disturbed more and more every episode by these weird ass designers.

Lets get down to the show...oh man I am going to have nightmares of Mondo's outfit and eye liner. Anyway...

The designers are to create a modern take on American sports wear look with Jackie O as their muse and still breathe their own style into it. Sounds simple enough. Simplicity really should have been the key word. Jackie's outfits were always clean and simple looking to me, so I don't know what planet most of these designers came from but they made some crazy shit that I don't think Lady Gaga would bother with.

We got a lot of designer drama. Valerie second, third and fourth guessed herself and still came up with crap. Andy was being Andy and made crap and looked like crap, making my eyes take a shit. Michael Drummond is a comedian and a female to male transexual, since that is the only explanation I can come up with for his female voice in a male body. Gretchen gives out advise and still makes an outfit Dorothy on Golden Girls would wear. Ivy thinks she knows stuff but seriously has terrible taste. Michael Costello plays along with his enemies and rubs their egos (smart guy, i likey!) Mondo actually listened and did what the challenge asked. Oh and Chris was forgettable as usual. There...now onto what sucked grimy balls and what just barely sucked enough to be in the top.

Top3

Chris' design...nice form, terrible fur rug attempting to strangle the model

Chris' design was nice until Tim brought in the twist that they had to do outter wear so Chris went out back and killed a squirrel then attempted to strangle the model with it.

Ivy's umm pants and top with a WTF sheer jacket

Ivy went on and on about her doing this and that and ended up with crap but the judges kinda liked it. The outter wear made no sense. Maybe Jackie O would wear this when taking the family dog out back to take a crap.

THANK YOU MONDO...you strange, strange, strange little person

Mondo did what he was supposed to. Made clean lines, classic shape. Very sophisticated look. To think the others thought it wouldn't work out. Shows that none of them know what they are talking about this season.
Mondo won this week and it was deserving. Last week he almost went home.

BOTTOM 3

Andy: apart from looking like a fairy with scurvy decides to make pants that Aladin would wear on a night out on his magic carpet

This was so Andy that it made me sick. Nothing about it was good. The top, the outter wear wreck, the camel toe crotch parachute pants, the outback boots. To say his taste level is questionable is an understatement. Jackie would have been on meth to wear that outfit.

Valerie, Valerie, Valerie...boring...i like the colors, but too much going on and yet nothing really is going on

Valerie is becoming more and more of a mental wreck. I can tell she is scared of committing to an idea for fear of being judged. I like her but she is starting to crack. I don't hate this outfit as much as I hate Andy's but putting her in the bottom two was kind of harsh. Gretchen should have been there.

Michael D = A Hot Mess

Michael D entertains in the work room, scares the taste off a jolly rancher on the runway. Nothing worked! The skirt was horrible, the top was road kill and the jacket screamed for mercy while being created. Needless to say Michael D was sent packing. I won't miss his feminine voice but it seems all the fun contestants are gone. Peach, then Casanova now Michael D.

Bad designs but entertaining episode 8/10